Post by Pickle on Dec 21, 2008 1:25:38 GMT
I know many of you may be sick of Chuck Norris and jokes about him, but I thought I'd make a thread for everyone to share theirs.
Just for some laughs and for a little bit of a time-passer.
Heres are mine,
When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, it looks under its bed for Chuck Norris.
When chuck norris jumps into a pool he doesnt get wet,the pool gets chuck norrised
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris counted to infinty...TWICE
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors!!
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognises the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris did, in fact, build Rome in a day.
Just for some laughs and for a little bit of a time-passer.
Heres are mine,
When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, it looks under its bed for Chuck Norris.
When chuck norris jumps into a pool he doesnt get wet,the pool gets chuck norrised
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris counted to infinty...TWICE
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors!!
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognises the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris did, in fact, build Rome in a day.