Post by mrstodd on Feb 15, 2011 11:20:49 GMT
Ok, I've been a King fan for 34 YEARS - yep, *almost* since the beginning. But believe me, the couple originals I missed I made up for REAL fast. Read everything since then (including the trunk books). King is apparently my God. BUT...yeah, try and call the guy lol. Don't work. The operators just hang up on you. Guess they're used to it. But like Seth Rogan says, I don't just think I would like him; I actually think HE would like ME. Guess not. Since he tells his operators to just HANG UP.
Now I'll pit my king fan-ness against yours any day...but then the poor SOB had some wacko try to blow him up so I can't blame him for being paranoid. And he's probably right...I mean hell I wouldn't try to blow him up but I might BUG him to death. Which is worse? I dunno.
But there's no GD place in the world where I can vent my admiration so here I am. Now someone tell me where I can beeyotch about his newest 4-part book (Full Dark No Stars) without being scratched? Because I never saw nothing like THAT from him. The Dome was bad enough, now I gotta read THAT??? I WAIT for the New King...and THAT'S what I get? These stories that make me wanna DIE??? When the hell did he lose it? It's a far f**k**g cry from Watership Down, I tell you THAT. How the hell DARK can you be? With NO HOPE??? He never did THAT to me.
Fine. I'm the psycho fan - I'm you're "Number One Fan"! He does NOT like his fans. Never has. Gotta get used to that.
Now I'll pit my king fan-ness against yours any day...but then the poor SOB had some wacko try to blow him up so I can't blame him for being paranoid. And he's probably right...I mean hell I wouldn't try to blow him up but I might BUG him to death. Which is worse? I dunno.
But there's no GD place in the world where I can vent my admiration so here I am. Now someone tell me where I can beeyotch about his newest 4-part book (Full Dark No Stars) without being scratched? Because I never saw nothing like THAT from him. The Dome was bad enough, now I gotta read THAT??? I WAIT for the New King...and THAT'S what I get? These stories that make me wanna DIE??? When the hell did he lose it? It's a far f**k**g cry from Watership Down, I tell you THAT. How the hell DARK can you be? With NO HOPE??? He never did THAT to me.
Fine. I'm the psycho fan - I'm you're "Number One Fan"! He does NOT like his fans. Never has. Gotta get used to that.